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Do You Need Penis Enlargement? Or Are You Just Fuqing Lazy?

Do You Need Penis Enlargement

Hi Lovers, hope you are all feeling healthy and happy in your pants today! Today we are talking Penis Enlargement

I am so sorry to see that millions of men out there apparently are not if the barrage of adverts pushing penis enlargement. There seems to be a constant stream of spam spraying through all my tech devices, just drop after drop of pop-up! So obviously there is a high demand for these penis enlargement drugs, supps, hormones, herbs, pumps, creams, lotions, oils, etc, etc, etc …

And it seems that all most of them leave the users with an angry inch.

Now what.

Can I be blunt? As a woman who has seen a substantial number of insubstantial penises, here is my advice: don’t be so fuqing lazy. Put in some research and D-velopement! Learn some new techniques, practice some new moves.

Skill up is what I’m saying.

Sure, maybe there aren’t many men who don’t wish for an extra inch or three, but that’s normal. Aspirations keep us humble. But if you think that the larger the penis the better the lover allow me to correct you; there are some well-hung guys out there who are so inept, so dead-ass lazy in bed, their penis is nothing more than a number.  And no matter the size of the rise, there is never an excuse to create an orgasm deficit. I think Plato said that.

Experimenting with various sex toys can be an added boner. Fill up your drawer with toys, as well as lubes and oils.

Perhaps a touch of light domination will give you ways to keep your partner engaged in sexy acts that have nothing to do with penetration. (Remember never to spring this on someone; you must have willing consent for this kind of play.)

Find new things that turn you on plus pass the time practicing some earth-moving moves that will distract any lover from thought about your penis.

Related: Penis Pumps: Get Some Trunk In Your Junk

THE TOP 3 THINGS YOU HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT SATISFYING MOST WOMEN THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH  PENIS ENLARGEMENT:

  1. Most women’s orgasms begin in their brains. Get your dirty talk down to an art. Start the night early in the day, with naughty talks and texts. How many sexy things do involve a penis at all? Get her neurons fired, get her imagination flaming with images of all those things.
  1. Most women do tend to need more foreplay than men. Become a foreplay King! Make her feel that you are 100% dedicated to getting her aroused, giving her a rollicking good time, and ultimately satisfying her physically.
  1. Many women can’t reach orgasm from penis-in-vagina intercourse alone. So rinse and repeat the above 2 points. Make sure she comes from those so that she already has one orgasm under her belt by the time you rise to the challenge, literally.

THE TOP 5 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR WOMAN HAPPY WITH A SMALL PENIS AND A TON OF SEXY FUN

  1. Get a bit of this clitoris!
  2. Oral can be the main event!
  3. Make her come before getting the D in!
  4. Smaller penises are great for anal! Just saying. Silver linings.
  5. DO YOUR KEGEL EXERCISES, MAN! Yes, guys have Kegels too; I will do a post about that one day but for now, google it.

Ask yourself the question: “Do I need penis enlargement or do I just need to get creative?” There is a ream of ways you can sextertain your lover (reaming being one!), an infinite list. Explore, research, learn, practice. For now, just believe me when I say that your sexual power does not lie in your penis.

Happenis?

Happenis.

Irit

Leave me a comment, let’s talk…

PS – I’m not kidding about the clitoris-play. If you take giving a woman an orgasm seriously, you seriously need to check out these toys!

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