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Comedian, Irit Noble, Reviews The Crazy For You Bullet Vibrator.

Irit Noble

Hello Lovers, hope your day is vibing along nicely…

And for any of you who are lovers of bullet vibes who may have been wishing to take it up a notch or 10, you should try the 5O SHADES FREED CRAZY FOR YOU BULLET VIBRATOR. I did, and I tell you it was the best work experience I have had in quite some time.

If you are a 50 Shades fan the association itself may make you tingle, and I promise you that this little pocket rocket is every bit as well-produced as the sexy trilogy it personifies!

The 5O Shades Freed Crazy For You Bullet Vibrator ticks the 2 top boxes like a boss:

  • IT LOOKS GORGEOUS: wicked deep purple, with a velvety skin, and that elegant heart-shaped tip
  • IT HAS A NO-ORGASM-LEFT-UNTURNED POLICY: powerful but quiet motor, giving you 3 speeds of vibration 7 patterns.

I cannot stress this enough; this powerful little motor will pull that orgasm right out of wherever it may have been hiding. But wait, there’s more! The list of buzzy benefits is as long and lovely as the orgasms it produces… so here are:

20 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT THE 5O SHADES FREED ‘CRAZY FOR YOU’ BULLET VIBRATOR

  1. It has an overall feeling of luxury and quality.
  2. The colors! The dark purple is divine, and even more so when set off against the rose gold detailing. 
  3. It is a fantastic beginner’s vibrator, stylish and unintimidating.
  4. It does not look overtly like a ‘sex toy’.
  5. The brushed silicone shell feels peachy-soft against sensitive skin.
  6. The tapered tip can be used in a few variations, with delicious clitoral precision.
  7. That tip shape also makes it perfect to use on him as well, around the base of the penis and the happy, happy balls.
  8. It has a quiet but powerful, like really powerful
  9. It gives you 3 speeds of full-on vibration.
  10. It gives you 7 different patterns, each one more resounding than the last.
  11. It is super-simple to use. Simply press lightly to scroll through the many patterns, or press one long deep push to turn it off.
  12. It has a memory! When you turn it on again, the pattern you stopped, at last, is the first to rev back up. Aaah, you remembered!
  13. It’s waterproof: for good clean me-time bath-time fun-time!
  14. Really easy to clean, with its smooth, groove-free design. Just use with mildly soapy water
  15. It is USB chargeable: No pesky batteries to forget to buy.
  16. Once charged you have a 90-minute green light for va-va vroom.
  17. It has a lock function, making it a traveling girl’s best accsexory.
  18. It comes with a silky, deep purple little drawstring bag all of its own!
  19. It makes you gasp from start to finish. The entire experience, from initial presentation to final “whew”, is as stylish and succulent a 50 Shades of Grey scene.
  20. And it is signed off on by the author herself. Fifty Shades Freed The Official Pleasure Collection is approved by E L James. And this woman knows what ticks’ women’s boxes, am I, right ladies.

This little luxury pocket rocket will take you to the moon and back. It is crazy sexy and crazy powerful, and you’d have to be crazy not to want this darling little sex machine as part of your orgasm arsenal.

Oh, and when you order one, be sure to add a silky water-based lubricant to your cart. That is just standard practice.

And leave us a message when you have tried it, we’d love to hear your own review!

Till next time

Irit.

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